Fandom Wank & Discourse Bingo Charts
Bingo Charts by tikli.
Page last updated on 3 October 2023 [change log].
It gets tiresome, doesn't it? Seeing the same arguments over and over again might be a bit more fun if you can turn it into a game of bingo.
The Anti / Fanpol Bingo (image description)
Row 1
- "that's grooming!"
- being a Hannibal fan
- "why am I blocked?!?"
- shipping sworn brothers = incest
- tweets "moots you follow @handle"
Row 2
- calling for censorship on AO3
- short people = minor coded
- "just found out this artist is proship!"
- "this isn't in the Bible!"
- threatening someone with violence
Row 3
- using the word "proshitter"
- "that's criminal / illegal!"
- MINOR
- prohip = pedophile
- "go do your taxes!"
Row 4
- "I am fighting pedos online!"
- age gaps = pedophilia
- conservative right-wing puritan rhetoric
- "proship DNI" on bio
- "that's fetishising / sexualising / romanticising / normalising!"
Row 5
- telling someone to KYS
- "fiction affects reality!"
- drawings of fictional characters = actual child abuse
- "oh no, the proshippers found this!"
- "why do you have to like WEIRD things?"
The Proshipper Bingo (image description)
Row 1
- "that's not grooming"
- rainbow meat emojis
- *blocks*
- explains what sworn brothers means
- curates their own online experience
Row 2
- explains the basic principle of AO3
- understands that fiction and propaganda aren't the same thing
- "art has no boundaries"
- doesn't judge people solely based on what sort of fiction they like
- anti-harassment
Row 3
- "ship and let ship!"
- "that's not criminal / illegal!"
- DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ
- explains what proship means
- "open the schools!"
Row 4
- cares more about real people than fictional characters
- explains how age gaps between adults work
- explains why censorship is bad and how it usually targets queer people first
- warns antis that their hive mind will turn on them if they step out of line
- sex-positive, pro-kink
Row 5
- uses GoT as an example
- "fiction does not affect reality!"
- explains why CSEM is a crime and drawing NSFW art isn't
- uses a hot take from an anti as a free block list
- explains that people gave milk to cats long before cartoons existed
The Izzy Anti Bingo (image description)
Row 1
- "Izzy is abusive!"
- "Izzy bought Edward from / sold Edward to the English!"
- "Izzy is only interested in Blackbeard, not Ed!"
- "Izzy is homophobic!"
- "Ed hates Izzy!"
Row 2
- "Izzy doesn't deserve a redemption arc!"
- "Izzy gaslights Edward!"
- "You only like Izzy because he's played by Con!"
- "Izzy is the epitome of toxic masculinity!"
- "Izzy is racist!"
Row 3
- "Izzy is a violent colonizer!"
- "Izzy takes advantage of Edward!"
- WHITE SPACE
- "Izzy doesn't love Edward!"
- "Izzy manipulates Edward!"
Row 4
- "Ed doesn't care about Izzy!"
- "You only like Izzy because he's conventionally attractive!"
- "Izzy is too aggressive and angry all the time!"
- "Izzy bullies Lucius because Lucius is gay!"
- "We don't need to see Izzy's backstory!"
Row 5
- "Izzy is straight!"
- "I hope they kill Izzy in S2!"
- "Izzy is femmephobic!"
- "Izzy pushed Ed to become The Kraken!"
- "Izzy is a Villain!"
OFMD S2 Bad Reactions (image description)
Row 1
- ”[character] is behaving OOC!”
- ”I like Izzy now, but I’m blocked by everyone who likes him 😭😭😭”
- ”Steddyhands shippers are delulu”
- ”DAVID BESTIE THIS ISNT YOU”
- ”I hope they kill Izzy in S3”
Row 2
- ”Izzy is clearly still a villain because [insert conspiracy theory]”
- ”don’t you dare start shipping [character] with [character]”
- ”does anyone else think it’s problematic that…”
- being completely surprised by Izzy’s story arc
- complaining about something in the show being too spicy/sexy
Row 3
- gatekeeping the wlw pirates
- ”why did they give Izzy so much screen time?”
- ”did we watch the same show?”
- getting upset because a fan theory got destroyed by canon
- reminding everyone that Izzy was evil in S1 so he shouldn’t be forgiven now
Row 4
- starting to hate on some other cast members besides Con
- ”[X] ruined the show and I hate it now!”
- character analysis with Olympic-level mental gymnastics
- ”they gave Izzy a disability on purpose to make the audience feel sorry for him”
- claiming something in the show was inspired by a fan work
Row 5
- ”Izzy fans made DJenks to do that!”
- excusing everything Ed does (and not letting him have any flaws, flattening him to a cardboard cutout and taking away any depth of character)
- ”I need to fast forward all Izzy scenes”
- complaining about cast/crew sharing fan art
- ”STOP SHIPPING STIZZY”